| If 
                      you didn't catch the then newly launched Channel 5's comedy 
                      sketch show We Know Where You Live back 
                      in 1997 then don't feel too bad, as you're not the only 
                      one, not by a long shot. This may well change, but as I 
                      write this the series' IMDb page has no external reviews, 
                      no user comments and is still awaiting the requisite five 
                      votes to qualify for a star rating. It may not have found 
                      the audience it was looking for, but it nonetheless earns its 
                      place in comedy history for the careers it helped to launch, 
                      faces more familiar for what they were to later achieve: 
                      Fiona Allen went on to star in Smack the Pony, 
                      Ella Kenion was a regular on The Catherine Tate 
                      Show, Sanjeev Bhaskar hosted The Kumars 
                      at No. 42, Amanda Holden swapped comedy for drama 
                      in the recent Wild at Heart (no, not the 
                      Lynch one) and Simon Pegg's star has since soared with the 
                      likes of Spaced, Big Train, 
                      Shaun of the Dead,  
                      Hot Fuzz and...oh you don't really 
                      need me to tell you this, do you? 
 We 
                      Know Where You Live borrows its format from previous 
                      TV sketch shows, in particular the hugely popular The 
                      Fast Show, especially in its use of short skits 
                      built around repeating characters with predictable punch 
                      lines. I remember Harry Enfield once jovially chiding former 
                      colleague Paul Whitehouse for the behaviour predictability 
                      that is at the heart of The Fast Show, 
                      suggesting that once the character was established all they 
                      had to do each week was walk on and and deliver their catch phrase. 
                      The point  is valid and it really shouldn't work – 
                      in theory we should groan every time the the pottering Patrick 
                      comes on and starts rattling on about nothing in particular, 
                      knowing full well that he's always going to end with the 
                      words, "which was nice." But we don't, or at least 
                      a lot of us don't. I can't for the life of me explain why 
                      this is in any way funny, but it is. It's the same with the 
                      enthusiastic walker with his ever changing backgrounds ("Aren't 
                      mountains brilliant!"), the drunken old sot with his 
                      mumbled war stories, the country gardener who pops out of 
                      his shed to tell us what he will be mostly wearing this 
                      week, the two ludicrously suggestive tailors, and a whole 
                      slew or others. On paper it should fall flat, but on the 
                      screen it works in spite of itself, the result of some canny 
                      writing and the enthusiasm of a talented group of comedy 
                      performers running with their material and characters. It's 
                      a risky and delicate line to walk – if you're going to have 
                      the same characters do pretty much the same thing each week 
                      and ignore a golden comedy rule by allowing the audience 
                      to be one step ahead of you, then that character had better 
                      damned well work. Which is where We Know Where You 
                      Live hits its first banana skin. Like 
                          The Fast Show, it creates a number of repeating 
                      characters with punch lines that we are invited to gleefully 
                      anticipate. These include Scandinavian pop show host Angst, 
                      an emergency room where the doctors urgently string similar 
                      sounding words together, the self-trivia spouting Information 
                      Man, and The Detectors, who push their way into houses to 
                      apprehend invisible men, cheerful old uncles, and extras 
                      from religious epics. The problem is that they're not that 
                      funny. Information Man and the emergency room doctors are 
                      a complete misfire (the doctors further scuppered by media student 
                      quality American accents), while Angst is another in a long 
                      and annoying line of characters beloved of British comedy 
                      for no other reason than their accents and TV are different to ours. And 
                      yes, I'd include The Fast Show's Channel 
                      9 news and weather presenters in that sweeping slap. 
 Other 
                      repeating characters work rather well, either by keeping 
                      the gags brief and varied – as with sultry porn star Debbie 
                      D'Light – or by accentuating their absurdity and letting 
                      the performer run with the sketch, as with Pegg's blood 
                      soaked, patient-killing surgeon, a blackly funny character 
                      with disturbing overtones for anyone with wobbly confidence 
                      in the medical profession. Possibly the most curiously successful 
                      of the recognisably Fast Show-eque gags 
                      involves a group of office staff who appear to delight in 
                      the latest life decision by one of their number, only go 
                      slack jawed with mocking disbelief the moment the person in question exits the room. 
                      As with its Fast Show equivalents, it's 
                      hard to nail down just why this is consistently amusing, 
                      but it is. The 
                      cast are certainly the draw here, breathing life into sometimes 
                      mediocre material and shining when it rises to their collective 
                      talent. Every now and then they are paired with a character 
                      that perfectly showcases their comedy skills, as with Ella 
                      Kenion's cheerfully obstructive company receptionist, Fiona 
                      Allen's wearily patient Nightnews presenter, Amanda 
                      Holden's pissed-off and self-centred girlfriend, and Simon 
                      Pegg's wide-eyed enthusiasm as the incompetent surgeon. 
                      It's Pegg who surprises the most here, displaying a character 
                      range that's been considerably narrowed in recent years, 
                      his future screen persona signposted by a bang-on series 
                      of sketches in which he is repeatedly freaked out by his 
                      girlfriend's detailed descriptions of feminine medical conditions. The 
                      best skits really are funny, but a sizeable number don't 
                      quite hit the mark and a few too many just fall flat, from 
                      the student review level commercials for products like Syphaway, 
                      Scab Kill, Wound-Go and Bum Worm Paradise, to the current 
                      affairs programme showcasing people who are not missing, 
                      and the performers themselves seem ill suited to playing 
                      historical or elderly characters. But when it works you 
                      get a flavour of how good the show could have been had the 
                      writing been more consistent or, given the quality of some 
                      of their later work, had the cast themselves taken on this 
                      task. There is funny stuff tucked away in here, and for the 
                      sketches that work and the energetic enthusiasm of the cast, 
                      it's just about worth hunting out. 
 It 
                      should be noted that the original series ran for 12 or 13 
                      episodes, depending on which source you believe, but was 
                      re-screened by Channel 5 in January and February 2000 as 
                      a seven-part compilation of series highlights entitled We 
                      Know Where You Live – Remix, which is the version 
                      supplied here. Made 
                      for British TV in the late 1990s, the show is inevitably 
                      framed 4:3 and shot on video, but is nicely transferred 
                      here, with the contrast and sharpness consistently solid 
                      and no obvious compression artefacts or banding. Digital 
                      grain is evident, but not in any way intrusive. The 
                      soundtrack is stereo 2.0 and is typically TV clear, with 
                      frontal separation largely limited to the music and canned 
                      laughter. None. I 
                      may not have laughed anywhere near as much as I'd hoped 
                      to, but I still can't help but applaud Fremantle's DVD release 
                      of this not widely seen and almost lost-in-the-vaults show. 
                      It deserves recognition for its cast alone, and despite 
                      my groans I had no trouble sticking with it for the intermittent 
                      sketches that do score. There are some real duds in there, 
                      sure, but it's hard to resist the hotel receptionist who 
                      relieves his night-shift boredom by acting out scenarios 
                      with imaginary customers, or the cheerful middle 
                      class dinner hostess who likes to give her guests "a 
                      grope around the toilet parts." |